K.I.M

Heavy Hertz was not born, but delivered in a flat pack from IKEA. The new

owner (parents) put Heavy Hertz together with an allen key, quickly they knew

there was something wrong. Not only was there plenty of pieces missing but he

was repeatedly humming boots and cats.. At an early age he fell in love with

knitting. By his teenage years he was awarded a scholarship to the Siberian

knitting and surf school.. This is where he is first introduced to electronic music

by Sean Penn, who was tracking snow leopards.. Sean gave Heavy Hertz some

radical music tips, some samples he got from his ex wife madonna & his own

collection of elastic bands. Now With this new knowledge and sample library,

Heavy hertz left Siberia to go to Sweden to give Ace of Base another baby, but

alas, he was gone tomorrow. Now he headed to Hollywood, where he started to

write jingles for the Mickey Mouse club, thats where he met Justin Timberlake,

who wanted Him to be the 9th member of N sync, Heavy hertz turned it down

as his dance moves was far too sweet. Justin cried him a river, heavy hertz

secretly bottled his tears & sold them on the dark web so he could buy studio

time at Abbey Road Studios.. And thats where he did not record any of his

music.